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Steve really loves his running shoes but would never buy another pair due to the fact that a large company produces them. He likes sushi but not the price. Waiting drives him mad. He works for a large company as a programmer even though he does not agree with their environmental practices. (This is slowly eating away at him and will eventually lead to a moral breakdown.)
Steve really likes cats, although emptying the litter box is still a point of contention in his home. He lives with four other people, with no genealogical ties to any of them. (Legal association with one.) When he was a young boy, he once felt inspired to play fireman, a game which resulted in one sopping wet couch and a moratorium on “Reading Rainbow”.
His favourite euphemism, which he came up with all by himself, is “Finding a dead paratrooper.” This term fairly accurately describes an improperly flushed, discarded tampon floating in the bowl. If this made you laugh rather than cringe, he would probably like you in a platonic, friend-like way. Right now, he wants nothing more than to just sit down and have a beer. This can generally be said at any given point in time.